In a bar, sitting in the back. A band starts up, punk and not bad. There’s a good sized crowd. I’m not really dressed for the occasion. I get closer, and some guy spills his drink over me. I toss it back on him. The band is not very loud, and people are complaining. I tell them to move the pa closer. I go up on stage and ask the guitarist to turn up- he whines about feedback and his ears. Go back to the bar-the place is empty. The owner buys me a shot as thanks for helping.
My exciting life, this place