Category: Dreams

At mindy’s house, we’re going to watch a movie. We settled the kids down, but the movie we’re watching isn’t OK, so I try to switch to Harry Potter. Start to get laundry, but there’s poop on the bag and I spread it around.

At the White House, trying to get Donald Trump to admit he’s not president. Ask him some questions, finally he says that guy‘s president and points to a man in uniform. Somebody comes up to me and says you shouldn’t have seen that and points a gun at me. I run outside, he follows and I get him on the ground and disarm him. I think about shooting him. 

On top of a hill, trying to figure out which way to go. Go down a road marked for a town, turns out it’s a prison. Turn around and a bunch of inmates in a truck come down the hill towards the gate. We go back up to the top, find out three inmates are in the back. Kick them out and leave. Go back to the top, roll around looking for a better way-don’t want to go the highway. Come to two cliffs and back away. Someone shows us a way down a wash. Get to the bottom, look back up the hill. It’s far up, and dry. Start towards the next town-very desert-like conditions.

Walking back home in Long Beach, go through a bar. Walk past Room Howard and someone else. We go to the next bar and my friend wants to get their arteriography. He has a plan and goes back. I walk to the street and a bunch of cops come up to me and accuse me of meeting someone else. I shore them my off and they leave, My friend comes up and I ask if that was the scam-he said yes and another person wants to do it too.

At the gym on an off day. Want to try a me move. Load up a barbell and do it. Rest and someone else uses the weight. I go to use it again and we talk about it.

At a party, sitting in a room with headphones. A series of couples come in and last on the floor next to the bed, then leave. One pair of girls stays and asks what I’m doing.

Get on a bunch of buses-we’re in the last one. Look out the back and pick up a purse strap. A girl sees something fall from the bus, jumps off to get it. I run to the front to get the driver to stop and ask the buses stop. A guy is yelling about it.

In a plane that’slanding, but there’s no runway. It lands/crashes on a road next to a collapsed building. I say something about two disasters next to each other.

Hanging out with an older lady, I like her a lot and we chat about stuff. My tongue piercing comes out and I clean it up and put it back in. Everyone is freaking out about it.

Trying to protect a girl from a sequence of bad guys-magicians and monsters. I’m doing pretty well, but they keep coming.

Getting ready for a kite festival. Someone’s flying a single line indoors-not very well. I go into the room and someone is ragging on them, I go up and tell him off. Go back into another room with everyone and walk around talking up starting a comp. Someone has the forms, we fill them out and go outside to get started.

On a bus, trying to leave, but there are cops and they’re investigating something. Go out and try to figure out things.

Upset at Holly, go into room, get aroused. It’s big, put in a shower hole with a face. Get down, go outside, Dad has a mini PC that he found in the basement. Start fiddling with it to get the drive out-it’s a weird small thing. Sit in a car, lightning comes very close, then moves on top of the car, back and forth. We get out and run and it follows us.

In a meeting room, some cons complain about bad seats. We go over and look and it’s fine. Go back to our seats and talk about getting in costume and harassing them.

Go into the pres’ room, there’s a huge web dividing the room with a huge spider in the middle. Slide past, and the spider comes towards me and starts tidying up the strands. I move away, and some snake comes towards me. I get a shield and it’s actually a big lizard. Go around the web and other animals start coming around. The lizard comes after them and I leave as others come into the room.

Walking with someone to work. I go up a fountain path, then backtrack. Go over a bridge that turns into a canvas sheet so you have to crawl. Get across and down a sandy path to the street.

In a bedroom in the new house, moving stuff in. There’s a gay porn mag glued to the bottom of a shelf-we’re trying to get it off. It finally comes off and we peel it away. Look around and notice the corner of an envelope-pull it back and it’s full of money! See an initiation ring as well.

Walk into a classroom, they’re trying to start and want a fire. I wasn’t planning on making one. Go outside and start looking for trees to use. There are not many. Find a downed one, but there are worms all over it. Scrape off the bark and start cutting it up lengthwise. Get a few cuts in and start back.

Standing outside a strip mall. An oddly long plane crashes and slides next to us. No fire, so we watch as it disappears. A drone comes by and drops off a bag of chips in my hand. I give it to the person who wanted it.

Hanging out with a young Meg. Walk through a warehouse into the back. We hug and kiss and tear off each other’s clothes and start going at it.

In an office, trying to get dried mud off a printer. Get a knife and it comes off easy. Jeff Bezos! comes over and looks too. He gets bugged a couple of times by problems, I ask him why so many interruptions-and tell him he needs to work on getting that fixed-that he needs to be the one thinking of the next big thing, not the fixer. He gets excited, walk over to his office, and tells me he’ll be in touch. He asks how I bill this time and I tell him misc meetings. Get back to my desk and someone has been using it. Sit down and get settled and the woman next to me yells that I’m bugging her. I tell her to settle down and ignore her,

Walking around a square downtown. It’s quiet and tree lined. Sort of Spanish colonial flavor. Some girl comes up to me and grabs my arm and starts walking with me. She says her date stood her up so she’s going with me. She’s very tall with a very tight dress and heels. Her boobs are right at eye level so she tells me to look at her eyes. We walk around, through some buildings, and things start going bad-chaotic and violent. She disappears and I look for her.

In a bathroom, there’s poop on the toilet and tp dispenser, Trying to clean it up. We get the toilet clean, but the tp is completely covered.

At home, starting to drain the spa. Talk to the neighbor about the raised beds. Look at how to level them and what needs done. Walk to the back gate and open it. They didn’t know about it. Lock it up with the usual.

Pulling some trailer with a truck. Guys load on and we start rolling. Someone throws a hat in the air and someone else catches it. A bunch of people gather and start throwing many hats.

At US, running around and getting chased. Go upstairs to get away. Walk down the back way, but they find me and I start tossing them around.

In a house, getting ready for war. Look outside, waiting for the invasion. Hear news that the war is over, hug a pretty girl.

Walking down a path with a bin of stuff. We know there’s a storm coming. Look to the left and we can see the line of clouds, coming fast. We start to run to get to a shelter. We get there just as the rain starts. Hang out for a bit, then start to leave.

Getting set up to fly, put out a bunch of lines, then go to get the kites. Come back, and the lines are gone. I see a woman and she says she threw them away. I start yelling at her to give them back over and over and over. Her husband tries to mock me because the winders are made of paper.

Hide behind a wall as we see someone with a gun. They go to look, and someone gets shot. We leave and go to someone’s house. We’re worried because we don’t want to get in trouble.

Driving with Diane out for a bite. Go down the wring way-correct and go across tracks. Pull into a parking lot and park close. Get out and it’s the wrong side of the building, so we walk around. It’s not there, so we go up some stairs. It’s there, so I get the car and pull in. The girl says there’s poop on my tires.

Driving across a bridge, trying to park in a tiny lot. It’s full, so back out and park across the road. Go into the house-it’s a club that’s just opened. Walk up the stairs and turn to the left. Tell my companion to always turn to the left. Go into a bunch of different rooms-cool music gear in one, his office with a tiny desk behind glass for his assistant. Walk back down and out.