At work-moving things around my desk, get called by the HR chick to write an app to search for people. I ask her if she wants it to look like Google. She wavers, I persist, I go back to my desk and pour perfume everywhere. Some VIP comes in and sits down. I go to the bathroom and wash my hands.
In a parking lot, move my car to another spot. Miss it and go to a spot that someone is waiting for-they fight for another spot.
My exciting life, this place