Going to Journey with Matt, it’s the old school, and Wood Canyon at that. We walk in, and there are planters with animals in them-a snake follows me and strikes at my pants. A teacher pulls it off and tells me it’s really poisonous. I see a Tasmanian devil, and the snake follows me and bites me on the hand. I rush to the office to call 911, but someone else is using the line (it’s a party line), I yell at them a bunch of times to hang up. Finally I call using my cellphone. I hear a driver tell the dispatcher he’s closer.
My exciting life, this place