There’s a fire at a house, the firefighters leave but there are still embers in the attic. I get everyone out and call the sheriff, who tells me that no one’s coming and the fire department will pay if the house burns down. I talk to the owners-we go into the kitchen-which has low ceilings and is cheaply done. They say the house isn’t worth much and I tell them it is. I walk around to outside and the back half is already burned out.
My exciting life, this place