At work, in a big room. My laptop, which is a super-slim desktop, is filthy, so I take it apart to clean it. I open it up, and there are candy bars stuck to the inside, and crumbs, and dust everywhere. I turn it over to shake it out, and everything falls out, including the motherboard. I go to put it all back together, and the processor is out too. A ribbon cable connected to it is shredded on both ends, and I’m like “this is not good”. I start putting it back together.
My exciting life, this place