At someone’s house, listening to an NPR broadcast over an odd animal sculpture. I go back and forth looking for info. Someone there asks me what I’m doing. I finish, and go into the bathroom to pee. It’s also a bed, and I get pee all over her laptop. I cover it up, continue, then someone comes in. I roll over and cover up, and yell at them, they smile and someone else comes in.
My exciting life, this place