2004/6/7

A foreign exotic city. Walk around the place on a boat. Land, look for a bathroom. Find one and a terrorist plants a bomb under a toilet. Poop but there’s not much TP. Poop everywhere. I walk out and up, trying to get away. Me and a woman go another way and have to climb through a fence.
In a boat, looking at someone fishing. They catch one and I spot other fish and a paper. A whale comes, a mermaid pulls me along. I’m at a rack of papers and cards. Jennifer Harmon is there and she starts teaching me poker. I fumble with the cards.

2004/6/6

In a grocery store or somewhere with lots of food-walk around a lot and the food is open.
In a park, start setting up a kite. It’s crowded and they make a park for us.
In an airport, walk through and go to get our luggage. Holly’s is open and stuff is all over the carousel.
Going to park in NJ. Look at a map and figure out how to go. Get in a car and drive to a parking lot

2004/6/5

In a house trying to catch a small fox. Go into a back room, close the door. An old lady is trying to get in. We trick her, get out and put the fox in a cage. The fox turns into a cute chick and I run away back to her house. Some guys chase me and threaten me. I leave and they catch up with me and I ask to give her some cash when they go back. They say they’re not going back and it was a scam. We get off and the cops get them and they say I’m innocent so I leave. Walk around looking and find M at school. He’s trying to sew. We put the stuff away and I go back to the girl’s house. Some guys accost me and I say I didn’t do anything. We start cleaning graffiti off a pool. Some other guys come and I tell them about the phone stuff.
At Quest, walking around. Listen to people talk about Shareplex and QC. Sit in on a meeting. Play with phone. Go to some huge meeting, try to find a spot. They’re giving out awards.

2004/5/31

At a beach, they have an indoor surf thing. I wanted to go out-got my stuff ready but too many people. Walk along looking for a spot, huge waves start coming in and have to leave. Some kid started going to the outside beach and I follow him through sn apartment. He sneaks out and I have to ask. Conan O’Brien comes up and talks to me about it (he owns the complex) He said that the kid would get a letter and he started giving me tips on how to act better. He said I was well known for my mouth but I needed to work on my eyes.
Had some kites-was going to fly them. Had to go use another kite.

2004/5/30

Riding a motorcycle around. Problems getting it started. Go up some stairs and through someone’s house. She got mad and yelled at me as I left. Get ready to go on the street and notice I don’t have a helmet and worry about it. Lots of other motorcycles around.
In a guy’s shed listening to gamelan and smoking cloves. They finish, I put out the cigarette. I chat with some chick about gamelan and how I’d like to go. Look around at all the guy’s tapes, cd’s, dvd’s, LP’s and junk. Chat with another chick about going out and not drinking.

2004/5/29

Walking around with some skinny girl, we’re flirting in a garden-we kiss and hug on the ground. There’s Bush stuff in our mailbox-need to put anti stuff in there. Go back to the house-a ton of bees and I’m covered with them. I get them off and go inside. Parents are there. The chick gets dressed in the bathroom. She lays on the bed and I put lotion on her back. Someone wants info from a paper so I tear it off. In some big room and people are talking about things and start singing show tunes. Break out 2 basses and play along. Debbie P plays a keyboard and I offer to help. Talk to some work people and she gives me back the address torn out.
Sitting with Erika outside. My phone rings and I answer it. Some chick who’s lost and needs a ride. I give the phone to Erika because she can’t tell me her name.

2004/2/6

Doing a documentary on schools and drugs and recklessness, asking kids what kind of drugs they can get. A whole bunch. There are also kids riding bikes like crazy. A car comes flying through the intersection and loses control, hitting a pole, spinning around and crashing into a bunch of stuff. I look away, then look back and some guys are in a fight.

2004/2/5

Going past some Super Bowl thing-people wanting to get in. Go up some street-cop stops me from going, I tell him that there’s only one roundabout in L.A. I keep going and get to some house.
Getting ready for a party, move comforters out. Get booze-some odd animal is outside humping. We look at Ramon’s booze collection. I lay with sis on top of me-I do it several times on her. She’s doing homework.

2004/2/4

At work looking through the garbage for CD and tape cases. Answer the phone and it’s an operator for Nicole M-her grumpy grandpa comes on.
Riding a chopper. Turn around and some gunship is firing. I hide and it passes. I go back to the house and skulk around. A gunship crashes nearby.

2004/2/2

Hanging out with Cheech and Chong and some Amerind. I play a song that’s good, but racist. I explain it and he’s heard the song and likes it. It’s got cool things going on behind-I demonstrate. I brought over a copy of some doc. They copy it for them. Some guy says come over to go to a party. I sit by the copier and wait for Chong’s resume. It sucks. You have to pay for copies but it does cool things. I test the 2 sided feed.

2004/1/29

Going to a movie with a chick. Have to get the tickets from Dad. We try to find a seat behind or at the side. Finally wwe find one that’s dirty and I clean it. She gets nervous about being seen and I try to convince her that it’s OK. The movie is like Lord of the Rings-big battles and swashbuckling. Before this we try to sit comfortably but she doesn’t want us to touch-she’s cuddly.
Give Judy D some of my poetry to read. It’s sad and she says the lines are too long.

2004/1/24

Hanging out with porno chicks. I’m lying there, go outside to do something.
Driving around, some light is green both ways. I flag down a cop and he tells me about a bust-I keep driving and wait for a bridge. Try to find a house to buy.
In a bank trying to get a check deposited but the guy said the signature was wrong.
Picking up trash. Go from stop to stop. Find some Leapfrog stuff. Have to move some trash by hand.

2004/1/18

At the Wedge. Breaking huge-they start out jumbled, then a perfect one comes, then a monstrous one-only dolphins are surfing. I run away, come back and they’re smaller and being surfed. It quiets and some guy in scuba gear comes out.

2004/1/17

Walking down a lane. It needs tidying up, so I stop and start doing it. Levar Burton says to give money-I ask him how much he’ll give and he shows me his charity stuff. I start cleaning up-there’s a home store close by. Some chick lives across the way and is yellow.
Going to repark the van and some guy takes the spot. There’s some guy in a wheelchair and his friends ask if I can take him. I say no and go park.
Going back and we talk about changing phones or drivers licenses. I stop and start getting ready to do that and Erika is to go on. She doesn’t like that.
In a school gym complex. Go from place to place, skiing and skating.
Get on some long water and skate big. The water’s not frozen and I don’t have skates. I head back and some guy passes me. At the end he talks to me about training.

2004/1/15

Playing golf with Chris W, sent to first hole. Tough to play-need to climb down. Lost a ball, went back, Adrian was saying we were late. Before that we were hanging out and there was some odd water creature and looking at trading stock and the creature was sick.