{"id":6112,"date":"2003-12-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/73.157.148.193\/?p=6112"},"modified":"2016-09-13T16:42:52","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T23:42:52","slug":"20031227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=6112","title":{"rendered":"2003\/12\/27"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skiing, no edges. Getting made fun of for skis and no turns. Get to bottom and walk up with a group of kids. One guy blocks my way and I bend his pole.<br \/>An ape is loose and chasing me. I hide and the animal guys are trying to shoot him. I run away and hide again and the gorilla comes towards us. I go around the mesh and the gorilla circles. Finally I&#8217;m in a perfume stand showing perfumes to the gorilla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skiing, no edges. Getting made fun of for skis and no turns. Get to bottom and walk up with a group of kids. One guy blocks my way and I bend his pole.An ape is loose and chasing me. I hide and the animal guys are trying to shoot him. I run away and hide &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=6112\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2003\/12\/27&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7255,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6112\/revisions\/7255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}