{"id":5678,"date":"2008-09-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/73.157.148.193\/?p=5678"},"modified":"2016-09-13T16:24:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T23:24:58","slug":"2008918","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5678","title":{"rendered":"2008\/9\/18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A big tire on our car blows out. We go to a shop and they have it in stock. The guy starts putting it together. I go over and start on another one, unfolding it, but it&#8217;s the spare, so I stop.<br \/>At work, take some pencils and some guy sees me-I offer him some, then walk away. Go up an elevator, but don&#8217;t remember the floor, so I get off. Some other guys are jumping around and they get off on another floor. I go into a meeting room. The leader asks us who knows where the majority of the people in the company work. Others know, I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big tire on our car blows out. We go to a shop and they have it in stock. The guy starts putting it together. I go over and start on another one, unfolding it, but it&#8217;s the spare, so I stop.At work, take some pencils and some guy sees me-I offer him some, then &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5678\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2008\/9\/18&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6823,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5678\/revisions\/6823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}