{"id":5667,"date":"2008-10-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/73.157.148.193\/?p=5667"},"modified":"2016-09-13T16:24:56","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T23:24:56","slug":"2008109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5667","title":{"rendered":"2008\/10\/9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walking in the woods, I see a pterodactyl flying towards me. I duck into a field and it lands near me. I jump on its back and it takes me to its lair. It turns out to be a fairy girl. We fall madly in love, and we jump down to the ground and I carry her.<br \/>At 30700, upstairs-there are hummingbirds in the house. I tell H and try to shoo them outside. There&#8217;s a feeder by the hall window and I hold it for one to feed-it&#8217;s really hungry.<br \/>At college, one of the bars has a promo on and they&#8217;re throwing drinks out. We get there early and sit down. I drink a few, get one of the freebies, start for the bar but the waitress brings me the bottle. I spill it everywhere and I&#8217;m really drunk. I go outside and there are horse trailers and they&#8217;re going to have a famous horse buried at the entrance to the track-it&#8217;s a big controversy. I go back to the bar and they&#8217;re getting ready to go to some gathering. We leave and I walk through a crowd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking in the woods, I see a pterodactyl flying towards me. I duck into a field and it lands near me. I jump on its back and it takes me to its lair. It turns out to be a fairy girl. We fall madly in love, and we jump down to the ground and I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5667\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2008\/10\/9&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6812,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5667\/revisions\/6812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}