{"id":5579,"date":"2009-04-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/73.157.148.193\/?p=5579"},"modified":"2016-09-13T16:24:37","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T23:24:37","slug":"2009423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5579","title":{"rendered":"2009\/4\/23"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hanging out in a living room, cute girl likes me. She&#8217;s sleepy, so I take her up to bed. She tries to kiss me, and her shirt is falling off.<br \/>At the beach watching the skimboarders, no waves, then the water goes way out and there&#8217;s a tsunami coming. We run up the dunes, up the condos, through a house yelling to run. Red water pours from the roof. We stop, talk to some people and go back to help.<br \/>At a grocery store, hold it up. We run out, get in the truck, go park it and get away. I walk through a neighborhood looking for cops. Cross through a park and there&#8217;s a van demo. Look at it and there&#8217;s a cop there. She arrests me.<br \/>At US, walking up, see Bob Harris. Go into the locker room to poop, it&#8217;s a mess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hanging out in a living room, cute girl likes me. She&#8217;s sleepy, so I take her up to bed. She tries to kiss me, and her shirt is falling off.At the beach watching the skimboarders, no waves, then the water goes way out and there&#8217;s a tsunami coming. We run up the dunes, up the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5579\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2009\/4\/23&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6724,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5579\/revisions\/6724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}