{"id":5370,"date":"2010-12-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/73.157.148.193\/?p=5370"},"modified":"2016-09-13T16:18:50","modified_gmt":"2016-09-13T23:18:50","slug":"20101212","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5370","title":{"rendered":"2010\/12\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In London, at a bar, walk to the side, chat with the bartender, order something, leave. Walk up the street and down Edgeware (missed this the last time). Looking for a train to work. Decide on a circle line one. Fly up and land on the top, materialize there. There are a few others up here. We see the cops coming, so we get back down. They come over, but the guy doesn&#8217;t recognize us. We get off and I start looking for the next train. Go to get a ticket, but I have no pounds. I go from counter to counter, find a almost topless girl and confuse her into giving me someone&#8217;s lost and found and taking a munged up fiver and stretching it until it&#8217;s good. Walk up the stairs and they&#8217;re filming some folies bergere thing. Go back down to another counter and try to get a rail pass. Walk over and start to do it with a naked girl-she tells me all these odd things to do. Finally she tells me to fart on her foot and smells it and is mad when I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In London, at a bar, walk to the side, chat with the bartender, order something, leave. Walk up the street and down Edgeware (missed this the last time). Looking for a train to work. Decide on a circle line one. Fly up and land on the top, materialize there. There are a few others up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=5370\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2010\/12\/12&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6515,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370\/revisions\/6515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}