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At a hotel\/convention. Trying to find a place to poop, but they’re all weird and set up wrong. I move to another one and there’s a bunch of OHS girls there. They tell me to stop with my nose and I say I’ll try. I go out and some girls follow me. I go into another bathroom and they say they want to watch me. I say OK and gesture to close the blinds. I take my pants off and I’m big.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At a hotel\/convention. Trying to find a place to poop, but they’re all weird and set up wrong. I move to another one and there’s a bunch of OHS girls there. They tell me to stop with my nose and I say I’ll try. I go out and some girls follow me. I go into … <\/p>\n

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