Hanging out in downtown Long Beach. Some guy comes by on a quad going very fast. He turns onto the beach and accelerates. He goes down a ways, then turns into the water. Suddenly the quad stops, and he goes flying into the water. A bunch of people rush up to help, but he\u2019s dead. A lifeguard comes up and asks me if I know the guy and I say no. He asks me to call the family and I say that\u2019s not my job. He makes the call and starts talking Spanish, then starts crying. He hangs up and walks back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sitting on a couch looking at some small WWE ledgers. A pretty girl comes in and starts asking me if she can look at them. Vince McMahon comes by and I ask him if it\u2019s ok. He looks up and says yeah (she\u2019s clearly a spy). She sits down across from me and starts asking questions. I put my hand close to her leg and she says no touching. I say I\u2019m not and she continues to try to seduce me and get the ledgers. She finally hauls out a random device that clearly holds a camera. I look up and all the furniture is gone. I put my hand right up to her crotch, and it\u2019s warm and wet. She sighs , and I continue. Walk away with the books, and guys are putting back the furniture. Some guy is getting dragged away by the girl, her hands on his crotch and glowing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hanging out in downtown Long Beach. Some guy comes by on a quad going very fast. He turns onto the beach and accelerates. He goes down a ways, then turns into the water. Suddenly the quad stops, and he goes flying into the water. A bunch of people rush up to help, but he\u2019s dead. … <\/p>\n