{"id":13247,"date":"2023-09-02T10:04:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=13247"},"modified":"2023-09-02T10:04:59","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:04:59","slug":"september-1st-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=13247","title":{"rendered":"September 1st, 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At a US reunion, walk around. Mistakenly go into the girl\u2019s bathroom, see my sweater on the shelf. Grab it and leave. Get a dirty look, go back in and tell that I would\u2019ve been in there of my sweater wasn\u2019t there. Walk over to the dinner table and sit down. My plate is done and we start messing around. The guy next to me tries to tip my plate into my lap and fails. I get him, then he puts mustard all over my plate. Leave and start watching kids playing a game. One shoves another and he starts chasing him. They start doing a skit about tennis and I remark that I wish I had tried out for the team, just to be able to hit around more often. I was good enough, but hated competing. Watch an interview with John Bell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a plane, start taking off, but don\u2019t quite make it. Keep going, fail again. I get off and the plane leaves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a US reunion, walk around. Mistakenly go into the girl\u2019s bathroom, see my sweater on the shelf. Grab it and leave. Get a dirty look, go back in and tell that I would\u2019ve been in there of my sweater wasn\u2019t there. Walk over to the dinner table and sit down. My plate is done &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/?p=13247\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;September 1st, 2023&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13247"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13248,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13247\/revisions\/13248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericallen.x10host.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}