At home, the kids are mad at mom about something. They’re plotting to blow them up with letting gas out. They start doing it, releasing gas, then try to lure them up to a place so they can ignite it. I walk around, turning off the vents. They finally give up, and Matt hands me a paper with preprinted grievances and stuff filled in. We’re now at a press conference, the family is all at podiums and talking about the event. I say, “if we had just been kind to each other”, and I decide to form the “Kind” party. Rule #1: Always be kind. The press conference ends, I gather up my books, and walk away to start coming up with the manifesto. We pass by a group of old ladies and one asks me to consult, and I say no, I have to go write my manifesto. Then I’ll help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
At home, the kids are mad at mom about something. They’re plotting to blow them up with letting gas out. They start doing it, releasing gas, then try to lure them up to a place so they can ignite it. I walk around, turning off the vents. They finally give up, and Matt hands me … <\/p>\n