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At someone’s house, listening to an NPR broadcast over an odd animal sculpture. I go back and forth looking for info. Someone there asks me what I’m doing. I finish, and go into the bathroom to pee. It’s also a bed, and I get pee all over her laptop. I cover it up, continue, then someone comes in. I roll over and cover up, and yell at them, they smile and someone else comes in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At someone’s house, listening to an NPR broadcast over an odd animal sculpture. I go back and forth looking for info. Someone there asks me what I’m doing. I finish, and go into the bathroom to pee. It’s also a bed, and I get pee all over her laptop. I cover it up, continue, then … <\/p>\n

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